Jokes a a a part

Evolution


The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a boy: Hrithik do you see the tree outside?


HRITHIK: Yes.

TEACHER: Hrithik, do you see the grass outside?


HRITHIK: Yes.


TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.


HRITHIK: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.


TEACHER: Did you see God up there?


HRITHIK: No.


TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist.


A girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.


The teacher agreed and the girl asked the boy: Hrithik, do you see the tree outside?


HRITHIK: Yes.


LITTLE GIRL: Hrithik do you see the grass outside?


HRITHIK: Yessssss!


LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?


HRITHIK: Yessssss!


GIRL: Hrithik, do you see the


teacher?


HRITHIK: Yes


GIRL: Do you see her brain?


HRITHIK: No


GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!





Mother in Law is sweet

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.


A farmer replied, “Ram’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.”


“Well,” replied the man, “she must have had a lot of friends.”


“Nope,” said the farmer, “we all just want to buy his mule.”











Indicators


Santa and Banta went for a drive.


Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?


Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"










Secret of Santa’s long marriage


Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.


They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.


The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.










Ship Sinks ....


Titanic was sinking.


An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?


Santa: 2 KMs.


Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?


Santa: Downwards !




Men will be Men


Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola : “Ye Baba Ramdev ke chakkar me na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle aa gaya hota”.


 GETTING INTO FIGHTS


They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn’t been talking to each other.


Instead, they were giving each other written notes.


One evening he gave her a paper where it said:


“Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am.”


The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o’clock.


Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:


“Wake up, it’s 6 o’clock!”