Rajni Is Back..!!! So please Take Care..!!
1. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
2. There is no such thing as evolution; it's just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
3. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
4. Rajnikanth can judge a book by its cover.
5. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
6. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door.
7. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
8. Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
9. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
10. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
11. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
12. Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
13. Rajnikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
14. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
15. Rajnikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth.
16. Rajnikanth knows Victoria's secret.
17. Google won't find Rajnikanth because you don't find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you.
18. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep.
19. Rajnikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
20. Rajnikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.
21. Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
22. Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
23. Rajnikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
24. When you say "no one is perfect", Rajnikanth takes this a personal insult.
25. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
26. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
27. Rajnikanth can answer a missed call
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